Sexual Fantasies of Tonya Harding

Tonya Harding has a section of her website dedicated to sexual fantasies her fans have sent her over the year.

Here's one selected as the best fantasy:

I tore her blouse off, buttons popped and I thought I heard or at least felt Tonya gasp or respond a bit. I'm not sure. I was busy with the sudden pleasure of my cock growing huge while I saw Tonya being undressed by myself. Her skin glistened naked‚ smudges of mud and wetness ran over her ribs, soaking her bra. I searched for the fastener, pulled her bra off, gasped at her naked breasts, then kissed each, warm and tender on my face, my tongue sliding over her large nipples. I could feel some movement from her chest. I removed her shoes and socks, then the latch of her tight jeans opened easily. I pulled them off nervously, but with great pleasure. Now, except for her white panties Tonya Harding was exposed, naked.

You have to wonder who's mind is more imaginative, her fans, or the girl that appreciate this enough to select it and post it on her website.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is "considered the worst interviewer on television", according to a 2008 AOL poll.

But she looks good, doesn't she?

Jessica Simpson addicted to internet dating

Hmm....Seen this profile on match.com? I thought she was a fakester.

Seduced by the freedom and anonymity internet provides, Jessica has been reported to be addicted to internet dating.

She was feeling so lonely after splitting with her latest flame, she has started visiting online dating sites. Sh enjoyed the experience so much she is now spending much of her free time flirting virtually.

• Jessica's Myspace page
  

According to Britain's More magazine:
"After she split up with John she set up a MySpace page to meet new people. She did it in a fake name but got really into it. She's totally addicted. Whenever she's at home, she's on her laptop."

Jessica loves the idea she can use the internet to look for a man who's interested in her personality. She pretends to be this shy Texan girl."

Crystal Pumps on Facebook

Facebook is currently offering FREE Crystal Pumps from Crystal Light...Isn't that a girl's dream!

Paris Hilton

Our girl, Paris Hilton, has over a dozen profiles on Facebook. You've been busy, girl!!!

Paris is no longer desperately seeking impregnation. Ho. Ly. Shit! *pops open champagne* WHOOPEEEEE! Hollyscoop reports:

"You know right now I'm just focusing on my business. A lot of traveling around the world. There's no time for a baby right now.
Paris added, "I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn’t be right to have a kid because I don’t have the time. My schedule is so crazy, I am going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF show in London, so I have a lot of work cut out for me."

• Myspace profile
  

Sarah Palin

Who said the beauty can't get you into political office? Our glamour gal, Sarah Palin, is looking good for the television crowd. She's got experience (counting the internship at the local TV station), and her popularity among facebook users and bloggers doesn't hurt either.

• Facebook profile
  

Kelly Brooks

Kelly Brook is an English model, actress, and occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.

She lists her age as 23 on her Myspace profile, but she's born on 23 November 1979. Hmm, bad math?

Born:
Kelly Ann Parsons
23 November 1979
Rochester, Kent, England

• Official Kelly Brooks site
  
• Myspace profile
• Facebook profile [anyone knows?]

Lucy Pinder

Full Name: Lucy Katherine Pinder
D.O.B.: 20/12/83
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5ft 5”
Bust: 32/G

Our favorite girl, Lucy, is well endowed and beautiful cover girl over on the other side of the pond, whose assets were voted "the most beautiful all-natural pair in Britain."

• Facebook profile
• Myspace profile

Lucy's got an interesting Youtube video of her on a talk show where she defends her display of sexuality. She's talented and smart, we'll know she'll go places, so ask her to be your friend on your social network.

Who's on Facebook? Myspace?

Are you lying there, wondering who's online?

With all the buzz about social network...

We're wondering who's got a profile...

Should we look for the profiles from our favorite social networks... models, actresses, famous celebrities?

Be social, add your favorite girls as your friends.

She's waiting for you.